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Newtsalad
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My Big Gay Motorcycle!

Post by Newtsalad » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:36 am

Looks like I broke last year's 'New Years Resolution! '

WHich was.... To end the year with less bikes than I started with....

Failed miserably! Acquired a CM90, A Kawasaki BN125 Eliminator, and now....

Wait for it.... I'll get me leather cap....

My leather waistcoat.....

NO! :x Not a Harley! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nope it's a Gaylord Moto Guzzi Californee-eye-aye-hey!

So I'm off to the Guzzi forums for advice and bum rape.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by Black Sheep Radical » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:38 am

So you've bought an unroadworthy, uncool Italian cruiser then? Top job! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by Newtsalad » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:10 am

Don't. :lol:

ag has been ripping the pi$$ out of me all the way home, how I need the leather cap, the leather waistcoat, how i'm going to have to 'hang out' in guzzi forums, learn the 'handkerchief code', and prepare to be bum raped! :shock:

Boo hoo. I only want to take Su to the Nordkapp on it! :( :( :(
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by Newtsalad » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:11 am

P.S. I'm in luuuuuurve! :D :D :D :D
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by cruncherkid » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:18 am

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"......and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...." etc :lol:
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by wightegi » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:40 am

throw out the engine and stick a CX in it.2 other members have calis....
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by Blue Haze » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:00 am

Newtsalad wrote:Looks like I broke last year's 'New Years Resolution! '

WHich was.... To end the year with less bikes than I started with....

Failed miserably! Acquired a CM90, A Kawasaki BN125 Eliminator, and now....

Wait for it.... I'll get me leather cap....

My leather waistcoat.....

NO! :x Not a Harley! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nope it's a Gaylord Moto Guzzi Californee-eye-aye-hey!

So I'm off to the Guzzi forums for advice and bum rape.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Add wallet rape to that list too. Are you a member of a breakdown service??? :shock: :lol:
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by crammy69 » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:31 am

Theres only 2 things I know about Guzzi's
1. They are italian, and like most things italian, they look good, but dont work so well
2. They have sticky out engines like BMW's that are usefull for keeping your feet warm in winter.

Happy to help!
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by Dogsbody » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:39 am

Did a run to Southern Spain a few years ago, me on the VMax, mate on a Cali. No problems at all, it seemed happiest cruising at 65-70, gave good mpg and appeared to be really comfy. A good service, tyre repair kit, spare bulbs, and just just go for it. Dogsbody
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Re: Anyone know anything about Guzzi's?

Post by Newtsalad » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:42 pm

PMSL to comments above! Thanks chaps! :roll: (Mustn't call you 'Guys' any more... Have to be careful of my rapidly depreciating image now...)

Mood is swinging between wanting to eagerly investigate it, and thinking 'Oh no what have I done?'

Now, where to hide it? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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