white van man

Discuss general riding stories and adventures here.

Ixion
Posts: 179
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:17 pm
Rides:: Cub James Enfield Bantam BMW
Location: LOndon

Re: white van man

Post by Ixion » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:39 pm

That Bob is a great Bloke he got me a new wheel just like that.
Watch out though his van can take 6 cubs in one go.I hear he is going to take Leibas bike soon as she can not ride hers.

Leiba
Posts: 7145
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 8:57 pm
Rides:: Red C90.
Location: Nth London

Re: white van man

Post by Leiba » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:36 pm

:shock: :?:

User avatar
Newtsalad
Admin & site janitor.
Posts: 17623
Joined: Fri May 01, 2009 8:30 am
Rides:: XL1200c, Cali III, C125,GS750,XV535,XL350,BN125,C90's,C200's,CT200,Little Cub's
Location: Essex boy loose in Suffolk!

Re: white van man

Post by Newtsalad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:49 pm

Ixion wrote:That Bob is a great Bloke he got me a new wheel just like that.
Watch out though his van can take 6 cubs in one go.I hear he is going to take Leibas bike soon as she can not ride hers.
Ya, Ixion, Bob is an old cub legend don't ya know?

He rides on the wind, in a huge white van,
Hoovering up Cubs wherever he can!
Like the bogeyman that steals your breath while you sleep,
Like the wolf that makes off in the night with your sheep
If he spots your cub, then it's his to keep!
So lock it up tight at the end of the day,
'Cos old Bob will be round, to take it away!

Ixion
Posts: 179
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:17 pm
Rides:: Cub James Enfield Bantam BMW
Location: LOndon

Re: white van man

Post by Ixion » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:14 am

In the desolate depths of a perilous place
Ixion lurks, with a snarl on his face.
Never dare, never dare to approach his dark lair
for he's waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.


He skulks in the shadows, relentless and wild
in his search for a tender, delectable cub.
With his steely sharp claws and his slavering jaws
oh he's waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.


Many have entered his dreary domain
but not even one has been heard from again.
They no doubt made a feast for the butchering beast
and he's waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.


In that sulphurous, sunless and sinister place
he'll crumple your bones in his bogey embrace.
Never never go near if you hold your life dear,
for oh! . . . what he'll do . . . when he gets you

User avatar
Newtsalad
Admin & site janitor.
Posts: 17623
Joined: Fri May 01, 2009 8:30 am
Rides:: XL1200c, Cali III, C125,GS750,XV535,XL350,BN125,C90's,C200's,CT200,Little Cub's
Location: Essex boy loose in Suffolk!

Re: white van man

Post by Newtsalad » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:27 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :o :o :o :o :? :? :? :? :? :o :o :o :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :roll: :? :shock: :twisted: :geek: :geek: :geek: :geek:

NOW How am I supposed to sleep! :) :) :) :) :) :)

Leiba
Posts: 7145
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 8:57 pm
Rides:: Red C90.
Location: Nth London

Re: white van man

Post by Leiba » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:33 am

You can sleep soundly Newt, it seems he has his beady little eye on my Nutty at the moment. :cry:

Ixion
Posts: 179
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:17 pm
Rides:: Cub James Enfield Bantam BMW
Location: LOndon

Re: white van man

Post by Ixion » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:45 am

Have you got your licence yet and have you boked your test Leiba.

Leiba
Posts: 7145
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 8:57 pm
Rides:: Red C90.
Location: Nth London

Re: white van man

Post by Leiba » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:07 am

I have my license now and I'm going to ring tomorrow to see about booking my CBT. The one I was going to use have a problem with a carpark being dug up. My son was to have his CBT with them on Sunday but it was cancelled so I'm looking elsewhere.

Ixion
Posts: 179
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:17 pm
Rides:: Cub James Enfield Bantam BMW
Location: LOndon

Re: white van man

Post by Ixion » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:05 am

Dont for get give me a mail when you do.
Bob

Post Reply